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Okay. So Jonah is a tall lanky boy who blames only wanting sexy stuff because he's an introvert NOT TO MENTION his arms..take up HALF OF HIS BODY IT'S LIKE EELS BECAME PART OF HIM AND THEY ARE NOW HIS ARMS THAT HE CAN KIDNAP PEOPLE WITH WHILE YELLING "OOGA BOOGA" IN A ROOM WITH ALL THE LIGHTS FLICKERING AS YOU RUN SCREAMING WHILE TRYING NOT TO POOP YOUR PANTS BECAUSE YOU MAY D I E
Person one: I heard a weird thing last night..and someone tried to grab me
Person two: Did they say ooga booga?
Person one: YES!
Person two: It was Jonah
Jonah by Rickypeepee May 10, 2019
The sweetest guy you'll ever see! He's so nice and kind. He's a great listener and an even better dancer😂. He's so smart and funny and weird (in a good way.)
Never have a dance-off with Jonah, you'll always lose.
Jonah by That weird brown girl January 28, 2019
Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.
Wow jonah
Jonah by WDW Limelight July 4, 2019
A guy who loves memes and is as crazy as heck. Fights with a girl about who’s “the most epic” He’s a great friend tho
Jonah: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
really awesome and intelligent with beautiful blue eyes and brown hair. Really hot and attractive.
Just a simply perfect guy.
Tommy-Omg i wish i was him

Jo-Ya me too he's such a Jonah
Jonah by gymnast girl 101 May 26, 2016
the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!
person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right
jonah by mehoe November 4, 2019