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A word used to describe laziness, to another degree. Can be a verb, noun, or adjective.
Oh what are you doing? “I’m just Jerming around.”

You’re such a Jerm!

Jeremyyyyy!

Jerm🦠
Jerming by Riddler35 June 7, 2023
Jeeming: defined as one who is born with a in grown penis which tends to be shriveled almost like a sultana. As seen before by D.R. Kentai who specialises in small penis
*young child* : HAHAHA that guy has a "jeeming"
*young child* : O a free sultana... oh wait its a "jeeming"
*Jeeming* : I have a jeeming
jeeming by nick coate November 4, 2007

Jeremyism 

a disorder characterized by a strong compulsion to display one's genitals to an unsuspecting stranger.
Police Officer: And how would you describe this man's penis?

Victim: Large, like... like the boughs of an oak tree.

Police Officer: Ma'am, the man you described has a condition known as Jeremyism which causes his unexplainable behavior. We're doing everything we can to bring this man into custody.
Jeremyism by bigpoppahuggins March 4, 2010

Jeremy-ing the party 

To invite guests to a party either a few minutes before the party is scheduled or a few minutes into the party. The act is often seen as disrespectful by peers who were not invited due to the host Jeremy-ing the party.

It can be used in the past tense as "Jeremy-ed the party" and in the future tense as "will Jeremy the party."
Host: Welcome to the party
Guest 1: Why am I the only one here?
Host: I am going to invite the others in a few minutes
Guest 1: Fam, do not tell me you are Jeremy-ing the party
Jeremy-ing the party by RuffBudda January 24, 2022

Jeremy-ing 

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
Jeremy-ing by anonymous February 23, 2025

Jereminah 

A beautiful, loving, caring, girl. Don’t mess with her or with any of her friends or she’ll beat your ass. She’s brave and she always puts her friends & family first before anything. She’s definitely attractive & any guy is lucky to have her. She’s very intelligent, has an amazing sense of humor, trustworthy, and has a smile that’ll light up the room. She’s unique, which is why she’s one in a million & anyone is lucky to have her as a friend/girlfriend.
-She’s so nice. She’s such a Jereminah!
-I know right? She’s really brave too!
Jereminah by lmaostephanie June 23, 2019