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January 1st 

January 1st is national dttwt (dream team twitter) selfie day
Fan:hey! Its January 1st and dream posted something on twitter
Dttwt:FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
January 1st by Please i need a name December 24, 2020

January 1st 

It’s a new year and supposed to be a new you shoot your damn shot already!
“Hey ___ it’s January 1st the new year so I figured id shoot my shot!”
January 1st by Kaylee Feehley December 29, 2020

January 1st 

If you are born on this day you seem nice but you are a whole lot of fucking crazy!

Examples: Stephen & Tatum
Person: January 1st is when crazy people are born!!
January 1st by RCGE January 24, 2021

January 1st 

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.
friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-
January 1st by catdogla September 24, 2021

January 1st 

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?
Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*
January 1st by I <3 me December 22, 2021

january 1st 

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend
"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"
january 1st by hot girl asf December 31, 2021