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A kid that thinks he's the shit, but is a total fag. a loser, poser, and shit talker
Dude Dillon Silkwood your a Jabroni
Jabroni by Big V 40 April 16, 2010
1. a scrub, one who lives the scrub life.

2. an italian profanity used to describe and "asshole" or "jerk" when talking about a person
1. Sick, that kid is so dirty, he is most definitely a jabroni.

2. This jabroni was smarting off to me, so I kicked his ass.
Jabroni by Jubee Sanchez December 14, 2008
KickFag and Derek are jabronis, they couldn't make a professional looking costume to save their lives.
jabroni by Mario Rogic January 15, 2003
a loser; an individual who cannot perform the simplest of tasks; a ham- and-egger; a stooge OR one's close friend.
OR: a naive, inexperienced person
Bob was a true jabroni and botched things up!
That's one of his jabronis over there.
What do ya think I am, some kind of jabroni or something?
jabroni by weave March 18, 2003
When you order a Jameson shot at a bar and nobody else around you wants a shot. It’s now a Jabroni not a Jameson.

By rule- when you drink it, you must raise a toast loudly to “all the Jabronis”
I ordered a round of Jame-o for the group and nobody wanted one, so I ended up with a Jabroni
Jabroni by Akuladog March 25, 2021
1. One who is supposed to provide pizza, but doesn't produce the goods.

2. One who fails to live up to their pizza responsibilities.

Also known as an Anchovy Jabroni or Pepperoni Jabroni
Challen's getting the pizzas.

Pfft! As if. You leave it to that dick bunny and you'll end up with diddly jack shit.
F'ken Pepperoni Jabroni!
Jabroni by Electric D August 17, 2004