Investment fap 

Buying a subscription to access XXX content and Downloading all the existing content. Staying subscribed or not is by choice.
(Like an actual investment you can decide to drop out or stay in)

"This girl has no leaks from her site, guess it's time to make an investment fap."

Investment fap by Matayugumi December 7, 2019

Investment Propertunity 

-A property that is a great investment opportunity.

-Dumping money into house renovations, assuming that you will get a large return on investment (ROI).

-Flipping a house

After I remodel this old house, I will prove to my wife just how great of an "Investment Propertunity" it really was!

Investment Propertunity by ECO-AF December 8, 2021

Investment rizz 

Using fundamental analysis find women or men below their intrinsic value (their worth) and date until they have reached their intrinsic value

John had that investment rizz when he started dating laura

Investment rizz by Bigdill374 December 31, 2024

Investment rizz 

Finding women or men to date or rizz up below their intrinsic value (their worth) and date or rizz until they have hit there intrinsic value or exceeded it

John had that investment rizz when he started dating laura she's to good for him now

Investment rizz by Bigdill374 December 31, 2024

Lazy investment 

When you do something super active and unlazy so you can be lazy later. Pretty much, do it now, get it over with so you don't have to do anything later.

Chad: Yo I just did the whole school year's worth of homework so I don't have to do it during the year!

Chad 2: So you did a Lazy Investment?

Chad: Yeah dude

Chad 2: Sick dude

Lazy investment by CR1SPY_B01 March 23, 2020

libidinal investment 

An attachment of strong, intense emotional energies to an issue, person, concept, etc., in such a way that one pays special attention to issues surrounding it and one reacts strongly to discussions and changes affecting it. Includes, but is not limited to, sexual and sublimated sexual attachments.

The term is psychoanalytic in origin and is widely used in cultural studies.

Right-wingers often have a strong libidinal investment in the idea of authority, so that they experience threats to authority almost as if they are threatened personally. This may be due to an Oedipal fixation in which their sense of personal identity fuses with that of the father, as threatening authority-figure, so as to enable the repression of castration-threat anxiety.

libidinal investment by Andy May 9, 2004

Periodic Interval Investment 

An understandable term to replace "dollar cost averaging" in the investment world. It actually defines what is going on - you are investing money at predetermined intervals. Dollar cost averaging means ...............what?

Jan's retirement advisor suggested she do a periodic interval investment as a smart, easy way to put aside money in her IRA.

Periodic Interval Investment by wcraigiii October 26, 2009