Humpty-dudeian 

(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).

This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".

"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.

From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"

Heath: "So how come Pete hasn't found the right girl yet?"
Jake: "He's a humpty-dudeian."

Humpty-dudeian by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009

humpty-bosk 

Most excellent. Could not possibly be better. A step up from being simply bosk. Used mostly to describe a consumptive experience

Oh aye min, that curry pie was humpty-bosk. Hit the spot!

humpty-bosk by anna apple October 12, 2003

humpty bitch 

1.a fat rolly polly type of bitch.
2. one of many breeds of bitch's. stupid bitch, nagging bitch, ugly bitch, slutty bitch...ect....
3. a chubby female dog

1. Go eat another cake you humpty bitch
2. lets breed my humpty bitch with your latin boxer and see what we get.

humpty bitch by mr.flagg February 26, 2008

Humpty Hog Fuckin 

The act of mating with an extremely large women, typically at least 300 lbs., from behind while waving a straw hat about your head and screaming sooooo eeeeeee!!!!!

Mike, I got so faced this weekend! I woke up and found a video of me after the rodeo doing some Humpty Hog Fuckin.

Humpty Hog Fuckin by Ice Man 6572 June 27, 2016

Humpty Doodle 

Anything and everything to do with sex. A less vulgar approach to the many sexual acts.

"They did the humpty doodle all night long."
"Do you want to do the humpty doodle with me?"
"My favorite part of life, is the humpty doodle."

Humpty Doodle by xohotmess April 3, 2008

Humpty Dumpty Your Face 

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

Humpty Dumpty Your Face by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Humpty Dumpty word 

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass

Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.

Humpty Dumpty word by Fearman December 23, 2007