HobGoblin

A fucking gay faggot piece of human waste named Christos. Aussie trash the rides dirtbikes with his homosexual group of friends where they all removed the seats and replaced them with 10in monster-sized dildos. You can ususally find him fumbling baddies at all times of the day and when he gives up he will passionately make out with his mates for the remainder of the night.

My hobgoblin friend should drink bleach.

HobGoblin by ihateaussies September 30, 2023

Hobgoblin Orange 

1) A bright orange water-based paint made by Citadel Miniatures/Games Workshop, for painting grotesque fantasy war-gaming lead figures with.

2) A bright orange preparation used by low-rent ladies for painting their grotesque bodies with, in the belief that it makes them look suntanned and more attractive.

I was shagging this chav bird in the bogs at Diamond's last night, and her Hobgoblin Orange rubbed off all over me cock and bollocks!

Hobgoblin Orange by Locoenelcoco August 25, 2009

Hobgoblin-ing

Considered an artform, hobgoblin-ing is the process by which a fake social congregation intending to rendezvous at an unpopular pub is invented promising the presence of a Phil Andrews or any given ginger, who is currently out of the country. Only the most reclusive and gullible individuals of a social group will actually ask when or actually turn up to the event, which they later find to be non-existent. The said individual is said to be Hobgoblin'd - laughter at the idiot's expense ensues.

The origins stem from the Great Hobgoblin'ing of 2009, in which the social-phobic Glassy asked what time to turn up to a non-existent gathering at the Hobgoblin pub.

Glassy - Hi guys! What time is everyone getting to the Hobgoblin for?

Everyone else - ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - standard Hobgoblin-ing response

Hobgoblin-ing by Free Mansons October 17, 2010

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin 

Someone who does not use proper etiquette when giving a gentalman oral pleasure.

Dude Betty is such a whore. John said she sucked his dick like a Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin

Knob Gobblin' Hobgoblin by GramLovesHam April 7, 2016

Bung Hobgoblin 

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a White Stripes show, or someone's rectum..

"What the hell were you thinking..wearing a sweater vest and listening to emo...you Bung Hobgoblin!"

also see Rectal Gnome

Bung Hobgoblin by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin 

Oral sex for a man, when a women uses the combination of sucking licking blowing and other acts to please a man, most times ending with the discharge of sperm.

John got a Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin from Stacy after prom. To bad Stacy has AIDS.

Slob Gobblin Hobgoblin by lkelly845 April 25, 2010

The Hobgoblin 

A sexual maneuver in which the male grabs one leg and hops on one foot while the female is giving him head.

After the party, Billy and Lucy went to their room and did the hobgoblin.

The Hobgoblin by mark December 24, 2008