helpfuk 

Tries to help but just fucks it up.

Johnny tried to be helpful to his father by giving him a hammer when he was working. Johnny was actually helpfuk when he dropped it on his toe."

helpfuk by Chuck Hale June 24, 2014

helpfuck 

Helpfuck is when you haven't had sex in a while so a friend practices with you by having sex with you.

Anna it's my first date in a long time tomorrow and I'm not sure if I still got it can I get a helpfuck?

helpfuck by Rogueleon October 5, 2016

helpfullated 

Describes the feeling of relaxation and satisfaction that comes from a technical support representative who solves your problem in a prompt and friendly manner. As most experiences with technical support leave one feeling like they've just been anally raped, an actual good experience can be a pleasant surprise that really makes their day, much like fellatio.

When my internet went down, I called the cable company. I was only on hold for a minute! The TSR was so friendly and asked about my kids while running diagnostics. In five minutes my problem was fixed and I was back online! I feel like I've just been helpfullated.

helpfullated by Neeperando June 22, 2009

hempfully 

Same as hopefully, but while enjoying the wonderful cannibis treat (hemp).

Yo, me and my hemptress will hempfully enjoy some great old skool rap at 4:20am. Peace! Hemp Now!

hempfully by Iain and Jewels May 19, 2006

helpfuk 

adv. Providing help during the time of fucking.

Susan thanked John for being so helpfuk last night by shifting to give her better leverage.

helpfuk by bizzle fo shizzle October 13, 2006

Helpfuk 

The charitable consent to having sex with a less fortunate/ugly/awkward member of the opposite sex. Usually done at the request of the helpfukee's friends.

Tom walks into a shady bar with his ugly friend Bobby. After a few drinks, Tom walks up to the drunkest, sluttiest girl in the bar. He explains that his friend Bobby is extremely awkward with women and hasn't been laid in months. He then asks the girl if she could his friend Bobby a huge favor and agree to a helpfuk. A few minutes later, the girl takes Bobby home and has sex with him.

Helpfuk by alphafour January 5, 2011

Helpfulguy 

Helpfulguy can be found always in world 36 edgeville bank. Helpfulguy is permanetly muted but he enjoys visitors. Just look for the funny guy in the chef's hat and apron with the pink cape. If not in edgville when online, Help is in camelot spinning flax for 99 FLETCHING

to help someone in many things and be a ubh veteran. helpfulguy24

Helpfulguy by Max Rones February 3, 2008