A Heatheríto Lemòn(Burrito) is a band loser. Trombone is this creature's weapon of choice. Can usually be seen with a Gracie Garcia. Heatherito's have shortish hair, once long. Amazingly pretty. Can dance quite well. Ridiculously smart.
To spot a Heatherito, simply listen..you may hear the sound of Regina Spektor or Mika. Either that or listen for her spanglish..occasionally spurts of spanish will escape her lips as she talks.
Garcia - "Hola Heatherito."
Heatherito - "O.O"
Karen - "Look! I've got the Heather action figure! With limited addition, trombone action!"
One who refuses to accept responsibility, i.e., blames everyone except herself. A person who often becomes hostile without provocation and savors an opportunity to play the victim.
Man, it was completely her fault and now she's yelling at me for her mistake - what a Heatherington!