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To install something with vigour but not necessarily skill
Harpoon by winniecakes April 29, 2022

harpoon ass 

the ass of a skinny person when they sit on your lap and it hurts.
She sat on my lap and it was painful because she was a harpoon ass
harpoon ass by asssmann May 30, 2010

Harpoon moon 

When a girl moons you but the string from her tampon is hanging out
Harpoon moon by Badabingbert June 9, 2018

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
harpoon the whale by The Strut October 12, 2004

Harpoon Master 

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...
Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master
Harpoon Master by Kristar January 26, 2013

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"
"Harpoon that whale"