hanson 

1. (Verb) To skip out on an otherwise fantastic golf outing.

2. (Verb) To be outcasted from future fantastic golf outings due to skipping out on a fantastic golf outing.

Other forms include: hansonitis (incurable disease of hansoning); hansonography (mug shots of those who have hansoned); and antidishansontablishmentarianism (opposition to the belief that there should not be hansoning)

John: Shinwoo, are you going to be able to Royal New Kent it with us this year?

Woody: I'll definitely try...no, scratch that...I WILL make it. Please don't hanson me!!!

hanson by Jack & Drew July 1, 2008

Hanson 

A sub-human of life...boring, emotionless, bully,

Dale Hanson life sub-human bully

Hanson by Dale Hanson September 22, 2006

Hanson 

A hot girl who is under the legal age for consensual sex. Named after Chris Hanson, the host of Dateline NBC: "To Catch a Predator" series.

Guy1: Dude check out that hottie!
Guy2: She's a total Hanson, thats prison time brotha!

Guy: I was at my little brothers high school football game last night. The place was crawling with Hansons.

Hanson by eddiered April 1, 2008

Hanson 

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

Hanson by Mr. Motion July 18, 2008

hanson 

hanson: (1) the feeling of embarrassment you get for someone else. (2) a feeling that makes you cringe when witnessing a particularly awkward situation (3) feeling awkward by association (4) feeling embarrassed by association.

The feeling you get when you watch the band Hanson perform; the feeling you get when you run into someone from your hometown of Hanson, MA in Hanson, MA. "That was really hanson"

hanson by Anita Rackow October 31, 2008

Hanson 

Hanson are ambitious, determined, materialistic and strong. They will keep going when others would've given up ten miles back. This makes them great partners in life, as well as friends or collaborators. Hanson tend to keep small circles, but are loyal and supportive of their friends and loved ones. Hanson overthinks alot but if you support him, he will be happy and treat you like a queen. When he start to fell in love with that girl, he will not give up and do anything to make that girl like her. He also hold grudges, are moody, and can act short-tempered. He have a hard time going through change, especially if it's something they've grown accustomed to. If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, please don't leave him, be friend with him. He is shy to interact with others, but once you start hanging out with him, he will be loud and crazy. Hanson is the best guy I have ever seen! He don't forget transgressions, but willing to forgive, especially if you have a long history together. Hanson naturally prefer being around small groups of people they know very well, so they make an effort to keep old relationships strong.

If you ever meet a guy like Hanson, go hang out with him.

Hanson by BestFriendsForever126 November 22, 2021

Hanson 

Someone who gets fooled into taking 89 Mel Renfro Card and Loses his shit!

Hey, did ya hear that Hanson took Menfro? What a dumbass!

Hanson by tragicbronson32 December 30, 2021