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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with large amounts of spunk and precocious behavior. Also known as a Hanny, these majestic creatures defend themselves with the biggest part of their body: their mouths. Hannys are typically born in their natural habitat, with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks—by force of logic and a reckless imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth to prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hanny, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannys hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannys live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves plain foods with basic texture and quality. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.

Warning: Hannys may be subjected to selective hearing when approached by stupid ideas or stupid people who invoke them. Do not mistreat your Hannah or you WILL be sorry; but most importantly, love your Hanny thoroughly at all times. If you openly dispute a Hanny's natural way of life, she will find a reason to dislike you just for the sake of it. Lastly, remember that Hannys are incredibly loyal and grow emotionally attached to the people around them.
Continuously note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change within the year. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. But most importantly, you must take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
Hannahs by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021
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Hannahs are soft, delicate creatures with lots of spunk and an incredibly big mouth. They are typically born with unsaid determination utilized to complete unique tasks by force of logic, alongside a wild imagination. Hannahs are especially designed to argue the truth and prove dumb people wrong. If you decide to adopt a Hannah, it is important that you DO NOT water her. Hannahs hate water and sunlight. Because of this, Hannahs live in secluded areas that are fuzzy and dimly lit. Hannahs hate almost every type of food that exists, so it is imperative that your Hannah recieves the food she wants, or she will not learn and grow. Note that Hannahs are highly disgusted by bananas, and that Hannahs don't like bananas at all.
Duely note that Hannahs will be properly stimulated when treated with patience and care. They like attention and companionship, as well as silly nicknames and sarcasm. Hannahs are native to warmer climates in places such as Florida, Georgia, and the Caribbean. Hannahs hibernate for more than ten hours at a time based on the climate change of that season. Hannahs will morph into caterpillars when trying to stabilize heat regulation. Most importantly, remember to take care of your Hannah, so she can love, learn, and grow.
Hannahs by HannahChristine0506 November 22, 2021

hannahstay8 

HannahStay8 is a Maldivian Stay who makes TikToks, mostly of Stray Kids members! Her videos are amazing!
One of my fav creator is hannahstay8
hannahstay8 by Stay8Hyune February 6, 2022

Hannabis Marie D-juana

She is one of the most thoughtful people out there. The girl next door who can talk about football, cars, & basketball; and surprisingly doesn’t know that she actually knows a lot about sailing. Went to the #1 party school but has never been drunk, although is a marijuana heavyweight. She is astoundingly normal, and gives reasonable, logical advice to her friends. She will do anything to help those she cares about, so you better be nice to her friends. She loves to binge anime and prides herself as Eren Yeager’s wife (sorry Mikasa). Even though she needs a metal rod in her back and eats less than a bird, this smart gamer girl will help you pass your tests and take 20 minutes to take the perfect picture. You can find this Starbucks iphone girl drinking a Caramel Macchiato Latte on Wednesday afternoons. She exclusively wears black & gray but denies being a goth. Her favorite noises to make are “Puhhhhhh”, “UGHHHHHH”, ,LiSTeN!”, “Interesting…….”, “Sir/Ma’am!”. But her ultimate favorite is “OSUUUUU!” Her guilty pleasure is playing video games. She is the Princess of Sitting in the Back of Class and Patron Saint of Participation. May our queen, group mom, and best friend reign forever.
Having a Hannabis Marie D-juana in your life will change you forever, inside out, heart and soul.

Hannahing 

having what the kids call 'w rizz'
pulling people named kobain
Blake: yo did you see that girl Hannah?
Kobain: yeah she was really Hannahing.
Hannahing by girdddymaster June 18, 2023

HannahSophiaHedwall 

The cutest and most amazing girl in the world, however, people treat her awfully and don't see that potential....
"Oh wow look at that Hannahsophiahedwall

Hannahstance 

Beautiful inside and out, gives and loves without thought, and a gift to

all she encounters to embrace and enjoy.
My affectionate daughter has a Hannahstance with a strong and loving presence that lingers and comforts like an angel.
Hannahstance by Bwyzer January 27, 2024