the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money 

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money by pussy bee October 25, 2019

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

having a normal one by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

Having Motion by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

goal hanging 

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers

Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"

goal hanging by professorrev July 30, 2009

Having hoes 

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

Having hoes by WhateverB January 4, 2017

Kit Harington 

Kit Harington is a British actor, who is mostly known for his role as Jon Snow in HBO's Game of Thrones. He's also fucking hot.

Girl 1: "Kit Harington could get it in, if you know what I mean"
Girl 2: "Gurllll, tell me about it. I would and I could in every position"

Kit Harington by swaggyswagyolohipsterswagger November 6, 2014

I'm Hanging In There 

To hold on and not give up. To say I'm hanging in there could mean that you're just all right or it could imply something deeper. For example, the person may be going through some rough times, but they're still holding on and living.

I'm hanging in there

I'm Hanging In There by Dancing with Fire January 4, 2012