Alexander Hamilton 

A Bastard, Orphan, Son of a Whore and a Scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished, in squalor who grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

My favorite rapper of all time is Alexander Hamilton, though Thomas Jefferson is pretty awesome too.

"Hamilton" the musical is the best rap musical about the founding father Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Hamilton by Kitteninfire July 10, 2016

Billy Hamilton 

A Transexual Male(tranny so we dont know if he's technically male or female yet) Prostitute in Crystal lake Illinois who is also a rapist at a party, he also prostitutes in woodstock, Illinois, Gilberts, Illinois, West Chapel, Florida, and Lake In the Hills, Illinois. He prostitutes with men worldwide but those are the sights where he can be most commonly found prostituting with his transgender friend Ryan J Greenwood and Uzair Qureshi and Blake E Moore and Zach Liveris.

person 1: Is Billy Hamilton a good thing?

Person 2: No stay away from that kid, we don't want his cock on our lips.

Billy Hamilton by Billy G Hamilton, Zach Liveris January 20, 2022

philip hamilton 

A fox

My god, you're a fox. ((To Philip Hamilton))

philip hamilton by Regina George III November 16, 2016

Hamida 

Hamida Iddrisu is someone who is a complete introvert and can also come across as nonchalant!

She has dozens of friends but will only speak to 1 of them
She will talk to you on social media but in rl she’ll look at you deadly in the eye and won’t say a word
Hamida has had a crush on this boy who is 2 months younger than her ( but does she care? No, not really) for like a year now…
She spends majority of her money on abayas
She makes money off Vinted

She eats corn starch
I hope nobody finds this….
I’m literally exposing myself…
Hamida allegeric to seafood
Hamida can’t even spell

Are you a Hamida

Hamida by Adimah February 2, 2022

Hamilfan 

Noun: A person who is obsessed with Hamilton: An American Musical

Warning: This is no ordinary obsession. Side effects include bursting out into song whenever someone unknowingly makes a Hamilton reference, bursting into tears in public because "It's Quiet Uptown" came up on shuffle, and being unable to count to nine in French without sobbing by the time you get to seven, to name a few.

Person: Ugh, he's so annoying, he's constantly
Hamilfan: CONFUSING, CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN
Another Hamilfan: EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCHMAN!
Hamilfan: LAFAYETTE!
Person: I'm going to leave now, this is going to take a while (sighs)

Hamilfan by #AndPeggy March 25, 2020

hamilton

the best musical ever made. written by lin-manuel miranda about the life of alexander hamilton told through rap music. but, being the hottest show on broadway, tickets are pretty much impossible to get.

-hey have you seen hamilton?
-pfft i wish! but i've listened to the soundtrack, it's great

hamilton by and_peggy November 22, 2016

Alexander Hamilton 

The smartest guy alive according to history but also an Idiot who cheated on his wife and said it was a "Political Sacrifice".

"Alexander Hamilton was smart but still kind of an idiot"

Alexander Hamilton by A philip July 27, 2018