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A Grifter, is somebody who can influence anybody, anywhere, at anytime, into doing whatever they choose to have them do, that will result in the grifter's personal gain. Usually monetary, but really anything that benefits him or her somehow.

It's absolutely NOT all of these technical things that puts this person in a specific box or particular "genre" of criminal. This person can literally become anyone or anything they want to. Not nessecarily sociopathic, but I'm sure it helps to be dead inside. Learning other people and how they react to any given situation is a must, because that is the core of what a grifter is: a student of human behavior. And once they have that mastered, the world is their playground.

Con artist, scam artist, Only a real grifter will leave a person thinking that they achieved exactly what they wanted to get out of whatever endeavor was initiated by the grifter. I read other definitions and people said things like "they don't have a home of their own and they move around from place to place"... I'm sure this CAN be true, in some circumstances. But again,
You cannot pigeonhole a real grifter. They can be whoever they want to be, and that includes a person who has a normal life,
In their own home. Someone has been watching way too many movies, and the stylized depiction of a "professional" con artist, is way way too romantic for what happens in the real world. Grifter's are operators that are on the highest level of running the con game on people.
This guy wasn't your run of the mill con man. He was a grifter, running game on everybody in the room, and having the luxury of being able to pick and choose who his next mark would be. He picked that woman like he was picking low hanging fruit from a tree, and when it was all over, his pockets were full, hers were empty, and they both had smiles on their faces. You were out of your depth the moment you walked into the room and he spotted you and sized you up in all of 5 seconds.
Grifter by Fothermucker June 26, 2018
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Verb: To be mislead or confused by your pal. To innocently not speak the truth.
You were wrong about having watermelon in the cafeteria today. Dang, I got Griffed!
Griffed by Cdmfl April 17, 2014

Grifterella 

A woman who fakes her personality, heritage, lifestyle, in order to become famous.
Hillaria Baldwin is the bell of the ball as Grifterella.
Grifterella by BostonBorn7 April 14, 2022

trenholme griffin

1) a mystical creature with the legs & horn of a unicorn and the ability to breath fire out his nose. is both a ninja and a pirate, and is known to plumage the seas without being seen.

2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason
"it's a bird! it's a plane! nope, its trenholme griffin!!"
trenholme griffin by DevKar January 27, 2008

peter griffin 

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peter griffin by Luke93 April 20, 2007

Slap Griffin Day 

Slap Griffin Day is on October 29th. It is a day where everyone has free will to beat the shit out of anyone named Griffin.
"did you hear it's Slap Griffin Day?"
" That means we can slap anyone named Griffin"