Governor DeathSentence

Nickname given to Florida's governor DeSantis for his poor handling of coronavirus.

Governor DeathSentence has done nothing at all! He blatantly refused to impose any stay at home order and yet he ordered businesses to open up and then blamed local politicians when shit got even worse.

Governor DeathSentence by sergeantpumpkin July 14, 2020

appomattox regional governor's school

A high school located in Petersburg, Virginia. Also known as 'ARGS'.

Hey Bill, did you apply to ARGS?

Yes Steve, I got in that fine educational establishment.

Congrats Bill!

Why, thank you Steve.

appomattox regional governor's school by KURPLE April 19, 2005

Governor Bambi 

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

Governor Bambi by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Whitmer 

The governor of Michigan and a huge bitch

Bob: Damn Governor Whitmer is a fucking bitch. Bill: Tells us something we don't know.

Governor Whitmer by laughmaker5000 October 21, 2020

Governor Worries 

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.

I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.

Governor Worries by Chris prays May 22, 2019

governor-jerry-brown

She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

governor-jerry-brown by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019

governor stick 

Slang term for marijuana cigarette, aka joint.

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.

governor stick by Kim Arnold September 7, 2017