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glitterblast

The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!"

Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
glitterblast by weyus May 12, 2013

glitter kitties

Glitter Kitties is a nickname for an NFL team called the Jacksonville Jaguars. This nickname was coined in part because of the super sparkly helmets that said Jaguars wear. Jaguars are of course a large variety of cat. So, it wasn't much of a leap for people to start calling them the "Glitter Kitties."

This nickname is thought to have been coined by Indianapolis Colts fans. Even if that is not the case, we do hereby take credit for said coining of the nickname
Bob: I heard that the Glitter Kitties might be moving to LA.

Bill: I heard that too. Most of their fans have lost faith in them.

Bob: Haha, that's pretty sad.

Bill: Yeah, but we hate the Glitter Kitties, so it's kind of funny too!

Bob: That is true. Go Colts!
glitter kitties by Enigma89 December 13, 2010

Bitch Glitter 

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!
Bitch Glitter by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011

Chicago Glitter Fairy

Chicago Glitter Fairy

The sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girl, followed sprinkling glitter onto the jizz formation, thus leaving a glistening portrait of your load.
After partaking in a high-class dining experience, Branden gave the busty Latino waitress a glorious Chicago Glitter Fairy, which she kindly thanked him for afterwards.

Glitter Goth 

A more perky type of goth, (predominately female.) Their look usually includes gemstones, brighter colors (pink is very popular), and of course a lot of glitter. Look out for black outfits and unaturally colored hair, false eyelashes, decorative make up, or wigs. Closely connected with babydoll goth.
Switchblade Symphony
Glitter Goth by rachel December 27, 2003

Glitter Penis 

A band that Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT formed in high school with friend Dan Treharne.

Glitter Penis wrote two full length albums, "River Offices" and "The Greatest Hits".

Their songs are extremely creative, hilarious, and unique.
"Hey man, have you heard about that band Glitter Penis?"
"Um, are you coming on to me?"
"Wha? No, it's Andrew VanWyngarden's high school band!"
"Oh. Well then COOL!"

Glitter Penis wrote great songs like Hippycrit, Sparkle John, and Dust in My Ears, Crumz In My Lap, Easy Bake, and Milk & Rice.
Glitter Penis by EmGeeEmTee February 21, 2011