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glamour fit 

to throw a temper tantrum in the name of fashion.

glamour fits can be thrown to reflect fashion disgrace or one might throw
a glamour fit if they are looking particularly fantastic.
i am totally ragging all my clothes are tight, i swear to god, i am having a glamour fit.

oh my god, look at Tawny, that outfit is going to give me a glamour fit.

Divine was so gorgeous in Desperate Living, she threw the best glamour fits.
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glamour cans 

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."

glamour nazi 

Someone who constantly criticizes people for their choice of clothing and/or accessories, and will inevitably give them a lecture on how to dress themselves.
Or, one who will alienate others based solely on their fashion choices.
Dude, Becky is such a glamour Nazi. I was wearing tube socks with shorts, and she just would not shut up about it.
glamour nazi by T Stan May 25, 2016

Glamour shit 

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.
As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.
Glamour shit by Dome ass March 13, 2019

Glamour Pimple 

A glamour pimple is the best kind of pimple. It is a pimple that springs up in the perfect location to make you feel all fancy and glamour, like say Marilyn Monroe... or Amy Winehouse... or any other birth marked beauty. It is paradoxical in the way that you could frown at the blemish or embrace your temporary celebrity lookalike stardom!
Ouch... I think I'm getting a pimple on my cheek but at least its a glamour pimple that makes me look like Marilyn Monroe!
Glamour Pimple by rosiec December 25, 2020

glamour bomb 

Expressions of pure emotion devoid of social connotations. Examples: a slip of paper on your friend's or a stranger for that matter windshield reading "Dance like no one is watching" or some other such quip, some forms of grafitti often with an existential "lets all get along" vibe, an envelope mailed to your lover with a note reading "BANG!" and glitter that falls out all over when s/he opens it......

ask around, someone can give you a good idea
~~~~**~~~~
~~~~~****~~~~~
~~*~~!BANG!~~*~~
~~~~~****~~~~~
~~~~**~~~~


Majick is real: Simply Believe

FAERIES EXIST

ABOVE ALL ELSE BEAUTY

Somebody wishes they could hug you today
glamour bomb by agent_tremble December 1, 2003

glamour pussy 

(n) a star, a spark, a wonderful pussy of spunk.
Her tits are amazing! She's such a a glamour pussy!!! Where did she get that?
glamour pussy by Sean Laffen November 24, 2007