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flag flapping 

On windy and even breezy days when a slutty woman's pussy lips can be heard flapping in the wind, giving you the impression there is a flag nearby.
Dude, do you see a flag anywhere around here? I can hear one, but I sure as hell can't see it. Oh wait, nevermind, your mom is wearing a miniskirt with no panties again. That is one flag flapping bitch!
flag flapping by Mike -Hunt January 15, 2008

Elegant Fapping 

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.

Fapping in the dog water 

This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*

Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.

Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD

Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS

Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu

Forfeit Fapping February 

A month-long meme challenge, like No Nut November, that involves abstaining from fapping for the entire month of February.

There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?

Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.

Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.

Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!

aggressive fapping 

When one is fapping loudly, quickly, and mercilessly.
* fap! fap! fap! fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!fap! fap! fap!*
"Hey, Bleaux Bigelow, what's going on in there? I hear some aggressive fapping sounds coming from under the door."
aggressive fapping by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Frapping 

wherein an individual leaves their Facebook profile logged in and unattended.. leaving it open to have their status update free to be comically or embarrassingly changed by another person.
status update frapping >> Michael Jones: I better get my anal leaking in check!
Frapping by pyroteaze August 1, 2011