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Freebird physics 

When the solo of freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd comes on, all physics become complete and total bullshit. You can do whatever you need to do.
Bro did you see that guy in the cop chase? A piece of shit civic just turned into a Corvette!

"Yeah dude, that's freebird physics"
Freebird physics by Ttess1 June 16, 2023

Play Freebird 

A sometimes snide remark cast at a crappy band, in an attempt for them to realize they should play better music.

Also used by the dude in the crowd who wants to break the bands silent song transitions, some may say a hero.
(Band quits entertaining) : dude in crowd who likes to have a good time - “Play free bird

Person who actually likes the band but is also hilarious and enjoys unneeded attention: “play freebird” you fucks, cheers bitches
Play Freebird by Spicy Daddeeee August 18, 2022

freebirding

When a man wears no underwear under his clothes.
Angus was freebirding it under his kilt
freebirding by lulu2 July 16, 2008

Freebirding

Covering yourself with fecal matter and seamen, naked, and playing "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard on an out-of-tune guitar.
Yeah, man I love freebirding.
Freebirding by Octavio Hermendez December 8, 2006

freebird 

A term used to describe a long "lull" in a performed song. Coined by Lynard Skynard fans in the 1970's.
There was a long solo in the song, so the crowd yelled: "Freebird!"
freebird by Rett March 17, 2005

Freebird 

Freebird (v.t.)

The act of intentionally changing the actual results of an election, poll, or group decision by manipulating the final count to reflect the outcome desired by the person tallying the information.
Ex. 1: The senior class president didn’t like the class’ choice of “Free Bird” as their graduation song, so she decided to freebird, replacing it with her favorite.

Ex. 2: The principal freebirded the results of the students’ “Movie Night” vote, choosing a more appropriate movie.

Ex. 3: Ignoring all evidence, the news commentator freebirded statistics on Black Lives Matter, decrying them to be a terrorist organization
Freebird by Oldster_93428 June 29, 2020