forcing an owl to jog at noon 

asking way to much

John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.

Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.

forcing an owl to jog at noon by aweeze April 2, 2010

foobing 

to act of not wearing a bra; conglomeration of "free" and "boobing"

I'm foobing to class today since I forgot to wear a bra.

foobing by NsmC March 26, 2012

Fording 

1. To intentionally kiss a woman’s breast. More precisely when it is done in a picture.

Did you see her gotting totaly forded at the party last night

He was definitly fording her last night

Fording by The whole IB class of 2013 March 10, 2011

forking 

A sexual act in which a man enters a woman from behind. The woman lies down on her stomach with her legs spread (knee joints straight) and the man enters her with a straight body such that the “fork” that is formed consists of the woman’s legs on the sides and the man’s legs in between.

Spooning leads to forking.

forking by Anonymous009 January 17, 2006

Forking 

The action of stabbing someone with a fork

Yo did you hear about that forking last night? Dude couldn’t get a knife to stab that old guy so he got a fork

Forking by Mooseking69 October 5, 2019

Island Forming

When you shit so much that the pile breaks the surface of the water, forming a towering island of shit.

At truck stop...

"Dude, what took so long?"

"Sorry man, I was island forming again."

Island Forming by TheSkinny August 14, 2008

forking 

the result of spooning.

After spooning for quite some time, ellen and ammon
started forking all night long; resulting in morning o's.

forking by Tiffs March 4, 2008