fanterbate 

When you have to masturbate based purely on your imagination, with no porn of any kind. Often used by 12 year olds in dark rooms who have no access to porn, a raging boner, and only the searing memory of seeing up a girl's skirt in school that day.

theac fanterbates to BVA

fanterbate by genmay June 8, 2004

Magic Fone Guy 

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

Magic Fone Guy by sgjailr December 28, 2007

Cum Font 

A font typically used on porn sites where the title text appears to be written in semen.

I rented a great porn dvd and the cover box had great graphics on it including the title written in a milky 'cum font'.

Cum Font by LC Stanford January 13, 2010

foneclips 

Video clips for video enabled cellphones.

Foneclips are video clips specifically designed
to be downloaded and later viewed on a cellphone.

foneclips by John Keening December 7, 2006

Fonneh

It's like funny but with an accent

Ollie: that's so fonneh
Rueben: no it's not

Fonneh by Npnkpon mehr May 22, 2021

Idiot Fonde 

One of if not the ugliest human beings ever created. This idiot Fonde dead looks like a sloth and has horse shit for breath and also lets not forget about how your eyebrows are longer than your haircut and one last thing, NICE BRACES!

Oh look it’s the ugliest kid ever, idiot Fonde.

Idiot Fonde by Luther1 April 8, 2019

under-forty-font

Text (book, webpage or other) written in a font which is so small that it is visible only to those with good eyesight. Those whose age is over forty increasingly lose their close-up vision as they age (known as hyperopia), because their eye-focus gradually becomes more fixed-focus rather than adaptable-focus.

Well, this webpage certainly loves using under-forty-font!

The ingredients on this candy bar are impossible to read in their under-forty-font.

under-forty-font by buggy October 24, 2005