mermaid's flannel 

extremely wet. Opposite of an arab's sandal

Frankly my dear, you're quim is dripping. I conclude that you are as wet as a mermaid's flannel - Sherlock Holmes.

mermaid's flannel by mad dog February 25, 2004

flannel 

mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly

a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel

flannel by cribbins November 12, 2012

Blue Flannel Girl 

A mythical goddess who supposedly attends Georgia Gwinnett College.

I heard that blue flannel girl was spotted at panda earlier, but I'm pretty sure that's just a hoax.

Blue Flannel Girl by baxxflaw October 21, 2015

flannel shirt guy 

A person who wears flannel, cowboy boots, and a camoflauge hat everyday. EVERYday.

Man, I bet that flannel shirt guy has a license to fly a hot air balloon.

flannel shirt guy by douchewaffle January 12, 2009

flannelsexual 

A manly man, who does not take crap from the opposite sex. He does not go to baby showers, he stays at home on Sundays for football, and does not show weakness to his wife in the presence of his male friends

"That guy is a closet flannelsexual!"

flannelsexual by Justin Fong January 4, 2008

fannylicious

someting that is really yummy, tasty, amazing

that chicken is fannylicious

fannylicious by doodlelicious January 1, 2006

Flannelly 

A jolly fun-loving person is always down for eating or boozing.

A Man with Large Calves.

"Hey that Flannelly guy is the perfect fat!"-SA

"That guy can squat some serious weight, he must have Flannelly calves."

Flannelly by Flannelly May 16, 2009