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fiber paw 

A very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. Often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast.
"Fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! There isn't even an animal on the box! Just a black and white paw print."
fiber paw by Southeast Tiger November 7, 2015

fiber optic wiener 

A biological enhancement to a wiener that allows the user to ejaculate at a high rate of speed
I just got my fiber optic wiener installed and now I can ejaculate across the room!

fiber construction engineer 

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
fiber construction engineer by Romez February 28, 2008

Fiber Optikz

A man of few words except Ayumi Hamasaki.
"Gxp: Heya Fiber!
Fiber Optikz: Ayumi Hamasakiiii..
Gxp: What?
Fiber Optikz: *Fap...fap...fapfapfapfap*
Fiber Optikz by Gxp December 13, 2003

fiber gummies 

The three gummies you take daily that make you shit for an enternity.
I just took fiber gummies to clean my system.
fiber gummies by Jason19871 May 3, 2015

Fiber Collar 

Those who continue their work life by working at home
Most of white collars turned into fiber collars due to virus outbreak
Fiber Collar by AkaDedektif April 1, 2020