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The Fertilzer 

Receiving party lays sprawled in front of a box fan on the highest setting as the sender stands on the opposite side of the box fan blasting liquid feces through the fan onto recieving party like a manure spreader.
Waldo had to bathe thoroughly after Joe performed the fertilizer as he was blanketed in liquid shit.
The Fertilzer by Joe's Bong May 9, 2005

fertilize your grass 

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.
Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass

fertiled 

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?
fertiled by Thestig223 November 15, 2018

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides. 

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.
Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Fertilizer 

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.
Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.
Fertilizer by Caffeine February 26, 2004

fertilize the garden 

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.
My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.