fern 

someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is ferning so hard

fern by Spurrs23 May 28, 2011

fern 

fern, a cutie who is so amazingly talented and unique and i am genuinely in love with someone with the same name pretty crazy.

you are so pretty you must be a fern

fern by brendong December 1, 2021

fern 

someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is the ferning so hard

fern by spurrs23 May 28, 2011

fern 

Carrick rhymin slang for rotten. can also be used when describing an ugly female. The fern comes from fern cotton

"mate this here burger is fern "
"what u on bout shes fuckin fern "

fern by ceelad August 4, 2006

Fern 

Fern means fun. The word "Fern" replaces the word "Fun." It is fun but with an accent and different spelling.

Today was so fern!

Fern by ^<^ December 5, 2018

Fern 

Watering hole, bar, pub

She's a great "fern" tender...
Isn't their anything you'd rather do than tend "fern"?

Fern by Nichodoodle August 30, 2019

Fern 

70's slang-term for a prolific pubic bush.

Inclusive of all genders and identifications.
The main requirement is a crotchal region neglected from grooming for months, whereupon entire ecosystems can be formed.

Jack Rebney: "And, they fit the diverse buyer needs of a very large... fern. What's the fuckin' line, Ken?"

Zach Galifianakis: "Between two Ferns"

Fern by midinerd September 21, 2019