feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

feeding the monsters by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017

feeding the alligators 

When one exposes themselves to fiction that stimulates our negative qualities (like horror fiction) so that they can work through them in a healthy and harmless environment as catharsis.

Serial killers and other murderers appeal to the impulse Stephen King calls "feeding the alligators," and Carl Jung called "integration of the shadow self," but it all means the same thing: that entertaining our own dark side can be therapeutic.
-- 8-Bit Philosophy

feeding the alligators by The Logical Fallacy May 27, 2017

Feeding the dog 

Taking care of business, usually at home.

Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..

Feeding the dog by BeijingNaugthyBoy June 20, 2011

feeding the horse 

to stimulate the females lady lips with the hand in a manner as if feeding a hungry horse.

'did you feed her horse last night'?
'yes it was very hungry'

feeding the horse by paul claydon December 12, 2003

feeding the troll 

Feeding the troll is when one replies to a troll in retaliation (usually). If somone feeds a troll, it may get cocky and cause an even bigger problem. The best way to deal with trolls is to report them and let the mods banninate the said troll.

Yo man! Don't be feeding the troll!

feeding the troll by Lala2006 February 11, 2006

feeding my ants 

Because ants are attracted to protein and fructose, "feeding one's ants" means masturbating to the point of ejaculation such that the expelled semen attracts a swarm of ants

Black: "Dude, I've been feeding my ants to Rik's pictures"

Bil: "Why are there ants crawling on my keyboard?"
Mei: "You've been feeding your ants, haven't you? >=\"

feeding my ants by atlusOnlineSucks August 28, 2012

Feeding Ducks 

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

Feeding Ducks by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012