future-farming 

The act or process of forming a friendship with a member of the opposite sex in the hopes of "reaping the crops" in the future

Future-farming means that you plant the seed and take care of that seed until it grows into a plant. And then you fuck the plant

future-farming by Dubbs*420 October 21, 2013

Farmingdale High School 

A school in South Farmingdale, NY that rapes Massapequa in lacrosse and football. They are known as The Dalers whose mascot is a lion. (Don't ask)

Farmingdale High School is going to kick those pequa asses again!

Farmingdale High School by Daler94 October 24, 2011

yard farming 

An act of mischief in which you drive a vehicle through someone's yard in order to leave tracks or ruts. Best done during, or just after a good hard rain. The ultimate accomplishment is to back right up to the front door and "put the pedal to the medal" spraying mud and grass all over the front of the house.

Brian was talking smack today. But that's okay, we'll go yard farming at his house tonight. He'll learn not to run that mouth.

yard farming by MTS73 March 10, 2008

Farmington Tickler 

When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.

See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.

Farmington Tickler by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022

Fetish Farming 

When someone gives an artist (regardless if they draw fetish content or not.) an oddly specific yet seemingly harmless request and/or question with an ulterior motive for sexual gratification.

The artwork could involve characters from tv shows/movies/anime or even an OC (short for Original Character, possibly being an intellectual property of an artist) doing almost random specific things. For example:

"Can you draw Princess Peach shivering?"

"Could I have an image of Blaze The Cat sucking her thumb?"

"Where is your OC the most ticklish?"

"Hi, what would your OC do if they suddenly got covered in maple syrup?

"Draw This character wearing a cheerleader outfit!"

The people asking these questions could possibly have large collections of artwork similar to the request they sent or could even ask for it multiple times in a row.

"Oh yeah, this guy's totally fetish farming you."

"I don't cater to fetish farming, sorry."

Fetish Farming by anonymous August 29, 2022

carpet farming 

The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.

Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.

carpet farming by simon_magus September 28, 2003

Farketing 

Farketing means false-marketing. This is when companies advertise things about their business that are simply not true. This could be a zoo saying they have great wildlife and only having 3 birds.

Guy1: Hey how come the birdlife zoo only had 3 birds?
Guy2: It's just classic Farketing.

Farketing by The Hip Swede September 25, 2016