Facebook faithful 

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

Facebook faithful by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

Old Faithful 

While a girl is fingering herself, she lifts her lower body in the air. Then, as she squirts, it looks like a geyser spraying up into the air. As the squirt juice falls back down, the girl then flails around with great passion as she is covered with her own squirt juice.

Guy: Why are you so sticky?
Girl: I just got done doing an Old Faithful.
Guy: What the fuck?
Girl: Yeah, I do it EVERY time I masturbate.

Old Faithful by Haywood Jablowmii September 6, 2012

Old Faithful 

Double Chin

Kelly, your old faithful is showing.

Old Faithful by yo mamma>dayum straight February 2, 2009

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.

^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.

"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.

Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH. by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010

D- iom’s most faithful man 

The D overview

Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating

-And threatening people with his older brother

-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him

D’s favorite spot

-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇

D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated

And the other time he cheated

D’s personal preferences

Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend

Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death

-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)

Description

D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her

I strive to be like D- iom’s most faithful man

D- iom’s most faithful man by Graveyard22 May 17, 2022

Gold Faithful 

The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.

The Definition pretty well explains the Gold faithful in a whole.

Gold Faithful by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009

ole faithful 

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.

The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me

ole faithful by mp youngin October 13, 2009