ExCEL School 

It’s basically a school full of people who think are smart and better. The school is boring and doesn’t have much to offer

students are fake amongst them selves and gotta act like they like each other bc they stuck for 3 years

my prediction is that in 2-3 years their population will decrease because half of the students’ parents will get deported and have to leave with them :’)

This schools students are not the only ones that think that are better but their teachers do as well,

Friend: What’s up with the ExCEL School?
Student: It’s type ight :|

Friend: Nah, tbh y’all think y’all better and above everyone else in the district and even Bridgeton.

ExCEL School by Dick rider... March 11, 2018

excel jockey 

Someone who can do kick-ass shit in Microsoft Excel.

Dude, if you want your spreadsheet to do a bunch of calculations, automatically turn different colors, have drop down boxes, and summarize using a pivot table we're going to need to find ourselves an Excel Jockey.

excel jockey by TrickyDix July 8, 2014

Excel Crow 

Stays in one room never to leave it. There is where the legendary Crow resides. A Weeaboo, Otaku, and a serious gamer who lives out his days fapping to hentai pics it's who he is.

Hey Excel Crow, Whats up?
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! -Jon

Excel Crow by BlankGX February 3, 2017

Excel Poetry 

(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.

I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.

Excel Poetry by nolandc September 24, 2019

Excel Raeburn 

Yllek is so cool. With her fleece hat and extra large gumboots with alchol in them <3

<3 Excel to the max

Excel Raeburn by Maddy February 3, 2004

Excel Hysteria 

A lucid state experienced after a large number of hours spent working solely on Excel spreadsheets.

Susie's Excel Hysteria caused her to reorganize all the objects on and around my desk, along with painting a picture on her lab notebook using solely coffee grinds.

Excel Hysteria by jziggy November 3, 2008

excel jockey 

A cost nerd who can do nothing but run pivot tables and conditional formatting but has no real-world experience. Meanwhile, in meetings, he or she explains to the experienced crowd about how they did everything wrong and how none of it can work. The crowd is in complete silenced baffled by the stupidity.

Bill-"Nathan ran 6 pivot tables with graphs on the projector and overtook meeting." Susan- "Nathan is nothing but a God-DAMN Excel Jockey and doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. The hole is probably smarter"

excel jockey by The Dude of the Stupid August 10, 2018