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Elk Point, SD
Elk Point, SD by Freddy1369 October 7, 2011
Elk mountain
a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!
elk 1: "yo girl, do you remember when we went 4 wheeling at elk mountain this weekend?"
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
elk 2: "yeahhhh... lets tell all our friends!"
elk 1: tells a great story!
rude philly friends: "nahhh stop talking about elk"
BUT THE TALK IS IRRESTIABLE. ELK IS SURELY AMAZINGGGG
Elk mountain by elkerrrr June 20, 2006
Elk Grove High School
A high school in Elk Grove, California. It's full of hicks, and redneck jokes are taken completely offensively... because the jokes were made about them in the fist place.
Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.
It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.
Its "Future Farmers of America" program has over a thousand members. That' how much of a hick place it is. Unlike the rest of the local high schools, this school is dominated by white people. Not saying it's a bad thing, as there are 2 other great high schools dominated by whites, however, the people here are REDNECKS in every sense of the word.
It also known for having a great football team. All of the local farmers watch every game since there's nothing to do.
"Dude, did you hear about the football coach over at Elk Grove High School? I heard he got death threats from old farmers for winning only half of their games, and he quit. Yeah, the old coach before him had to take job back." (True story by the way)
Elk Grove High School by Whitey Mofo April 2, 2010
Elk river
Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.
BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?
BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..
Elk river by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011