A word for those who are in an argument and feel that "Because" just isn't smart-alecky enough and are too lazy to use the spacebar.
Alternatively, a word to defeat those who argue that "due to the fact that" is not grammatically correct.
One friend texts "Three" and then the other friend texts back "is the magic number" followed by friend number onetexting back "yeah it is!" Hey we rock at duetexting.