Douche Canoe 

-The term used for a standard edition Ford Mustang. (manual windows, casset player, small V6 engine)

-This low priced version is usually driven by guys who flaunt the car as a hotrod to chicks and dudes to recieve attention.

-Durives from the facts that a Douche usually drives this type of Mustang without any knowledge of car specs. And because of it's limited horsepower, is called a Canoe

Douche: "Hey guys, check out my Saweeeet ride! It has an air cleaner!" (revs engine)

Guy:(to himself) "I can't believe this retard is bragging about his Douche Canoe again."

Douche Canoe by IceKold88 December 11, 2009

Douche Canoe 

Someone who is an all around jerk. A hightened version of calling someone a douchebag. A derogitory term for someone who did something bad or mean.

Jeez, Tom just ditched us to go to the movies... he's such a douche canoe...

Dont be such a Douche canoe

Douche Canoe by Boosh.Jgc April 30, 2010

douche canoe 

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

douche canoe by cmz II January 14, 2008

Douche Canoe 

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

Douche Canoe by Stigmata. September 20, 2008

Douche Canoe 

Someone who exceeds all other douche bags and dumb fucks. They play music on yahoo chat to "punish" other chatters even though they can easily ignore them. They attempt to be smart but fail every single fucking time.

They come in under multiple screen names and accidentally post the wrong thing under one screen name...then correct themselves, therefore giving both names away to the entire room. They usually have no teeth and have the mental capacity of a hamster on crack. No one likes them but in the voices tell them they are awesome.

Rick aka potluck aka nonyabiz aka i am karma aka dumbfuck who needs to fall in a hole

Rick is playing music on 6 different screen names, trying to make people tell him the definition of polyamorous (in order to appear smart) and losing a couple teeth all at the same time, hence being a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by Mi2chatter October 31, 2010

Douche Canoe 

Double the douchieness of a regular douche. Usually just does douchey things like being a douche. You will be a douche canoe if you have tribal tattoos or gel your hair, also if you're just a dick to people.

Jimmy is such a douche canoe.
Look at that guys tribal tattoo what a douche canoe.
Why is his profile picture of a baby, what a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by summercandy April 10, 2011

Douche Canoe 

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

Douche Canoe by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012