doing a jono 

To do a jono is the act of rejecting your current company to maneuver, in a stalking fashion, over to a person of the opposite sex. Doing a Jono usually consists of a male, staring longingly at a female's chest area. This act if performed subconsciously and usually leaves the former company of the "Jonoer" feeling annoyed. Two people can subconsciously do a jono together, which is known as in the trade, Dual Jonoing.

Sarah: "(oh god, hes doing a jono again, i wish he'd leave me alone)"
Phil: "Oh, theres goes Jono on another tit rampage"
Bob: "Ah man, just leave her alone!!"
Jonoer: "breasts? breast breasts breasts breasts! hmph... breast!"

doing a jono by david schlonglicker October 10, 2006

dating activities 

Activities, both general and specific, that guys normally wouldn't engage in with a group of their guy friends and often times even female friends with whom they have no romantic interest in. Outside the context of dating a girl, participation in dating activities often lowers a man's masculine status among his peers. Thus they are to be avoided when not dating. Dating activities are acceptable when a guy is dating because he really has no interest in the actual activity, but his interest is in the girl and he's just participating to spend some time with her.

Sample of Dating Activities:
Chick flicks (aka dating movies when datiing)
The Notebook (movie)
Dancing (when there's no girl involved unless you are a professional dancer or performer), especially so called formals.
Shopping as a hobby or recreational activity
Dining at EXPENSIVE restaurants especially ones where the food isn't that great, but you're really just paying for the atmosphere and environment.
"Walks in the park"

Yo, Man, what are you doing this weekend?

I'm going to go dancing.

With who?

Courtney.

She's a fox! Alright then, have fun with your weekend dating activity.

dating activities by Doublestuff December 28, 2008

Doing a Benji 

When your on the toilet bowl for at least a half an hr and then you leave a huge skid mark on the toilet.

Chente: Where'd Ben go?

Fliggy: He's doing a Benji

Lord Farquaad: Oh God, he's gonna be a while. We're gonna need the hazmat suits when he's done.

Doing a Benji by Icknamesj August 25, 2013

Doing It For The Colony 

Doing something just for your colony and twenty heifers. You do anything for you, your colony members and of course the colony. Anything for the colony. You do anything and everything for the colony.

"Oh do it for the colony!"
"He did it for the colony."
"I need 20 heifers for the colony."
"Doing it for the colony."

Doing It For The Colony by TheColony January 17, 2013

doing a scomo 

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.

I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.

doing a scomo by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020

Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case

Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}

Blocky's Funny Doings International by SpaceYT March 18, 2021