She farted I darted

During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)

(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*

by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019

diredan

A very fat, but talented coder.

Player1: Yo man, did you see the new epic modmenu?

Player2: Yeah probably made by a diredan.

by Kakker October 31, 2017

dirter

Someone a bit council who has no pride whatsoever in their appearance.

'wash your hair love, you look a right dirter'


trampy dirty dirter

by lyricalgangsta April 6, 2009

dirsted

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to do

When the weed is ash so you say it's dirsted

Toss that Timmy, it's dirsted
Last night i got dirsted

by bigpeaches1234 April 11, 2017

dirtyd0n

twitch streamer who is desperate for love on tik tok.

"dirtyd0n is such a simp, what a loser" - everyone

by whiteobama420 May 15, 2020

el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.

dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.

by roguespierre December 20, 2005

Dirtkd

('durked)
<adj.>
To get screwed over royally. Often because of some unfortunate spell of luck. Usually to the extent that a bad situation is inevitable.

"Damn the elevator I was in broke ,and I was stuck there for 3 hours"
"o that's Dirtkd"

by joogness February 11, 2013