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[Dick] Cheese 

Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
[Dick] Cheese by Dick Clean December 20, 2008
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Dick Cheese 

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
Dick Cheese by Cumchatta12 June 14, 2021

dick cheese 

a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
dick cheese by RussNyc September 9, 2006

Dick Cheese 

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished
Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

Destringing dick cheese 

The act of pulling sperm out of your penis after an orgasm
Destringing dick cheese

Last night after I beat off I destrung dick cheese.
Deestringing dick cheese is an odd feeling.

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

Dick cheese 

Smegma
a white looking dirt that builds up around the foreskin of your penis when it is left unwashed
Guy 1: i was showering last night and i found some dick cheese

Guy 2: thats fucking gross you need to wash up more
Dick cheese by to pro for sho July 15, 2009