National cut a mans dick off 

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you

Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

National cut a mans dick off by kambadassihm March 21, 2021

Beat your dick off 

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.

Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!

Beat your dick off by Zanbato October 12, 2016

Ripping Your Dick Off 

To masturbate furiously, without cessation.

"So, let me get this straight. You're telling me, that if you hadn't been able to jack off for two weeks, the first thing you would do immediately when you got home wouldn't be to go straight to the computer and start violently ripping your dick off? I don't believe you."

Ripping Your Dick Off by NotBillClinton April 10, 2015

Get your dick off my counter 

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

Get your dick off my counter by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

Kick the dick off 

1: UK szlang. To celebrate, to be awesome. "We're eating pizza and drinking champagne, we're kicking the dick off life"

2: To really do well "how was the test?"
"Mate, I kicked it's dick off"

"I'm gonna kick the dick off this job"

Kick the dick off by Fentible December 4, 2016

Rip your dick off 

When someone is being an ass and you just want to “rip their dick off

I JUST WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF

Rip your dick off by eric mcleir April 5, 2019

wipe your dick off

1. term used by the backwoodsmen of Maine, suggesting a peson not think too highly of themselves or be boastfull, and should generally "get over it".

2. an action performed after one removes his penis from a dirty, dirty hole.

3. an action performed after one dribbles urine on his shaft after urinating

1. kenny: i got to go backstage at the last Jeff Tweedy show!
andrew: yeah, yeah, wipe your dick off about it.

2. kenny: something very nasty was waiting for me on the other side of that glory hole.
andrew: wipe your dick off.

3. "looks like your piss got a little carried away -- did you forget to wipe your dick off?"

wipe your dick off by sannak June 18, 2006