desperate af 

When you will literally suck anybody's dick to get what you want. Be it a subway sandwich or a light for you cigarette.

"If you let me touch your girls breast, I will give you a suck."

"Patrick what is wrong with you; you are desperate af"

desperate af by Youknowwhothisisjamed September 20, 2017

have the day you deserve 

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

have the day you deserve by Kikzfreak June 1, 2023

kim seokjin deserves better

only facts

"stop sleeping on hyung line! kim seokjin deserves better!"

kim seokjin deserves better by Yeontaestan March 10, 2018

deserved better 

to merit, be qualified for, or have a claim to (reward, assistance, punishment, etc.) because of actions, qualities, or situation: to deserve exile; to deserve charity; a theory that deserves consideration. verb (used without object), deserved, deserving.

tmr characters deserved better

deserved better by naeya1 May 18, 2018

Deserve Each Other 

Two people who both share a derogatory quality (or qualities) in common that make these two people suited for each other in a relationship. It is often used to describe two people already in a relationship in a condescending manner. The phrase implies that because of this quality, they are not worthy of dating other people.

Tom's and Julia are fake af. They deserve each other.

Deserve Each Other by UsernamePassword31 May 15, 2017

last minute desperation

When it comes close to kicking out time at a club, and you haven't pulled, u go for anything

I tried to pull all last night , but I couldn't till the end, she was a right munter , that's last minute desperation for you

last minute desperation by mitch00uk April 3, 2015

desperism 

"Desperism" : The action of publicly ruining your personal reputation through a desperate or humiliating act in order to preserve a flawed ideology, statement of innocence or ill reputed corporate mandate.

Example #1: "The desperism is evident as John still insists that the world is flat even after seeing the photographs of earth from space.
"Example #2: "Despite the overwhelming physical evidence that proved beyond a doubt that Robert was guilty of the murder, in an act of desperism, he continued to claim his innocence without introducing any contradictory new evidence to provide credence to his statement."
Example #3:"A recent clinically study proved that new widgets produced by FLUBBY INCORPORATED contain lethal amounts of toxic substances. Despite these findings, in an act of desperism, FLUBBY INC'c president released the following statement... "Our products are 100% safe and we urge consumers to continue using FLUBBY brand widgets."

desperism by Lance Campeau October 10, 2007