Man, I didn't have my own page so I had to make my own so here goes: The king of monsters, the best mercenary, and all the stuff I can't list right now.
A bad-ass fucking superhero who likes to make dark humour and very funny jokes and would easily fucking kill you if he ever needed and he would gladly fuck the blind bitch in his hotel room
A character that's in two movies and is kickass. He cannot die and he normally wears a red suit. He looks like Freddy Krueger but not ugly. The actor for him is Ryan Reynolds, who plays in a lot of cool movies.