Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

Speed Dicking by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.

Donald Ducking by Irate October 10, 2007

Death Star docking station 

The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.

I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.

There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.

Death Star docking station by roejoebuck October 12, 2008

fish dicking 

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

fish dicking by MS111 December 17, 2016

Deep Sea Decking 

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

Deep Sea Decking by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

Inter-dicking by jory g April 3, 2011

ducking 

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

ducking by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019