cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

cushion cowboy by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010

cushion your brain

1. What a helmet is for.

2. A quasi-marijuana saying which is code for "Kush in your brain", or smoking the reefer. Used in situations where you can't openly proclaim your love for god's plant, so you simply say cushion your brain!

1. Dude1: Aw man, i nailed my head on my car door!
Dude2: Damn dude, sounds like you should've cushioned your brain.

2. Dude 1: Hey man last night was fuckin' crazy!
Dude 2: Yeah dude you had a shitload of Cushion your brain!

cushion your brain by Kush-in your BRAIN! June 25, 2009

cushion sniff

One who sniffs farts or other odors from seat cushions.

(bill):I was at the car wash the other day, the dude that was detailing my car was sniffing my car seats.

(nate): That's ok he got a little cushion sniff must like farts.

cushion sniff by lil b. September 24, 2009

cushion arse 

An emormous arse generally sicking out a lot and provides a soft surface to sit on rather like a cushion.

mannnn that girl has a cushion arse

cushion arse by elizabeth April 18, 2005

cushion-squishin 

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.

Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.

cushion-squishin by Docktastic December 10, 2010

cushion blow 

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

cushion blow by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014

Cushion Pussy

A vagina that is surrounded by a lot of ass, which therefore gives the penatrator a lot cushion when thrusting.

Man I was fuckinh this girl the other night and she had a nice cushion pussy.

Cushion Pussy by The Wise Guy 666 December 26, 2015