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cuddledict 

(the words cuddle+addict): a humorous term meant to tease a female who is perceived to be (whether rightly or wrongly) a shy virgin but who is addicted to cuddling and intense pda's.
a girl will, even as an adult, most likely be a cuddledict because she wants to tease you and is playing hard to get, not necessarily because she is lacking sexperience
cuddledict by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2014
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When a girl has sex with someone and the boy cums inside her and then she puts off having a shower for a few days leaving traces of cum inside her which makes her a Curdler.
'Oh that girl smells of cum...she must be a Curdler.'

'That girls a Curdler, she had sex with Tom at that party on friday night and she still hasn't had a shower and its sunday!!'
Curdler by Corah April 24, 2007

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.
1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

Curdle My Nurdle 

Sarah, Shannon, Ashley, Michaela, Grace, Katie, Caroline's favorite catch-phrase

...It means to have a nurdle that has curdled, or spoiled, like milk. A nurdle is a pen.....you can finish that, mikay/. Rats!
"She curdled my nurdle. Naked." Curdle My Nurdle
Curdle My Nurdle by DonnaRickTerri January 15, 2010

curdle milk 

A phrase used to describe someone as being very unattractive.
"She has a face that would curdle milk"
curdle milk by L. Silverman June 17, 2008

Curled one out 

Had a poo
'Ralph my puppy, curled one out while I ate my dinner. '
Curled one out by W25kye September 23, 2017

Curdle Turtle 

The state of vulnerability after a man nuts on his stomach and doesn’t have a rag on hand.
My mom walked into my room and caught me in a curdle turtle
Curdle Turtle by nigganaut June 9, 2020