rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

rivers cuomo by MasterPrime June 13, 2004

Andrew Cuomo 

A scab that grows between the butt crack. Some people even call it a bridge.

John: Did you take the Andrew Cuomo to get to the other side?
Mary: You mean the Tappan Zee bridge?
John: No, the scab between your butt crack.

Andrew Cuomo by Honest New Yorker January 18, 2021

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

Rivers Cuomo by Jess September 13, 2003

Rivers Cuomo

my rock idol

dude rivers is the coolest

Rivers Cuomo by cheesepantz A.K.A sportf4600 January 1, 2004

rivers cuomo

My kickass idol/god. Was dumped by his girlfriend before the recording of the Blue CD.

'God damn you half-Japanese girls...'

rivers cuomo by silh0uette May 28, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

1. Lead singer, guitarist, and writer for post-everything alternative rock band Weezer
2. Owner of Homie Records
3. Oh we ooh, he looks just like Buddy Holly

Rivers Cuomo has experienced many diverse hair styles, from the frightening to the flattering.

Rivers Cuomo by . March 9, 2003

Andrew Cuomo 

A governor of New York whom the left have attempted to pass off as competent just because he hates Trump until word got out that he send sick Covid patients to nursing homes. Ever wonder why the death rate in New York is high? There you go.

Because Andrew Cuomo is anti-Trump and is a Democrat, the guy gets propped up by the mainstream media to the point he even received an Emmy for some reason while covering up the fiasco with the nursing homes until recently. Never thought I would be embarrassed to be a New Yorker.

Andrew Cuomo by Idiot-Finder2 February 9, 2021