Skip to main content

Cranberry Jones 

A quarterback that wears crimson and cream who's home state is New Mexico. If your team is playing against him, he is the best player on your team.
When the Huskers were playing the Sooners, Oklahoma's quarterback thew 5 interceptions he was such a Cranberry Jones.
Cranberry Jones by CLS Husker February 8, 2010

cranberry juice 

-juice made out of cranberries and is available at grocery stores and bars.
-(customer) "cranberry juice"
-(bartender)...nods and gives customer his drink
-(other customer)"cranberry juice, my girlfriend drinks it when shes having her period.......are you having your period?"
-(customer)........(waits about 3 seconds)
SMASH

Cranberry Punishment 

When you kick someone in the face, spit on them, then point at them.
After being tormented by the bully for the whole, he finally stood up for himself and served up a heaping dose of cranberry punishment.

Cranberry-pineapple juice 

A drink mixture that makes your pussy taste good.
*My boyfriend* - “hey i’m going to the store do you want anything?”

*Me* “can you get me some cranberry-pineapple juice?”

*My boyfriend* - (;

Cranberry Farmer 

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.
That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.
Cranberry Farmer by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

cranberry juice 

What you drink when you are on your period...
-What were you having?
-Cranberry Juice
-What, you on your period?

The Departed
cranberry juice by wabbajack July 15, 2009