counting ants 

The term used to discibe someone about to pass out on the bar. They're head is waving back and forth and close to the bar but they're not quite passed out.

Person 1 : Check out that guy he's counting ants!!

Person 2 : Soon he will be passed!

counting ants by Todd Romleski May 24, 2008

Couting

Participating in the calling-out culture.

The couting trend on social media is getting out of control, people who are always trying to score couting-points are insufferable to be around. Don't be a couter, just don't!

Couting by SanagebEl3enab September 8, 2020

Counting Your Dick 

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

Counting Your Dick by Laver May 11, 2007

19 Kids and Counting 

A show that lasted from 2008-2015. It centers around the Duggar family, which consists of two parents and 19 children (10 boys and 9 girls). The parents are named Jim and Michelle, none of the children are adopted, and all of their names start with “J.” Their names are listed in the hashtag area oldest to youngest.

19 Kids and Counting is only the best show ever!

19 Kids and Counting by Hotgirl_937 November 29, 2018

Friend Counting 

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

Friend Counting by pooshine December 29, 2009

counting crows 

a band that makes music with certain themes and charactors appearing multiple times in their music examples would be Elizebeth and Maria which are charactors that interact with the lead singers love life and are mentioned in multiple songs set to talented rock music that is an easy listen in most cases

Mr. Jones is on the radio that song rocks its the counting crows first big hit.

counting crows by Kool Mint Flava October 4, 2010

Counting 

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.

Counting by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008