Cornelius 

A child, usually under the age of twelve, who possesses qualities of Cornelian nature. Such qualities include a bowl haircut, horridly pale skin, ugly glasses, awkward posture, disgusting childlike habits, and the occasional doodoo that protrudes from the rear.

Tom, did you see that Cornelius skipping down that hill in his highwater cargo pants with a skidmark on the back eating a ring pop?

Look at the Cornelius over there with Oreo cookie crumbs around his mouth smiling at Prudence across the room?

Wow, you can see a perfect outline of that Cornelius' butt through his overalls ski pants.

Cornelius by Eudipidus March 17, 2009

Cornelius 

Cornelius is typically rich,cute, and conceited. They don't really care about what people think. People Often Are Jealous towards them. Cornelius is a Tall Flurtstious person that Loves Sex But hates relationships.

Girl#1: Girl Who is that!
Girl#2: That's Cornelius Sexy ass.
Girl#1: PMO I want Him in my bed tonight.

Cornelius by Drosekdman May 29, 2017

Cornelius 

He is a sexy beast. Will always be there for you. Is shy at first but likes the attention

Cornelius is nice

Cornelius by Fortnite 0416 November 14, 2021

Cornelius 

A Cornelius is the smartest most loving and kind man you’ll ever meet. Aside from his unique name comes in interesting personality although he’s stubborn he’s a soft person at heart to people he loves most and is very good looking it’s easy to get trapped in their beautiful brown eyes. When you meet a Cornelius keep them they’re really important people and never disappoint especially when you’re dating a Cornelius. They show you off to all their friends and make sweet gestures in the public. A Cornelius loves to give and receive subtle gestures.

“Who is this guy over there? He looks hot“
“This is Cornelius“
“I WANT HIM“

Cornelius by Erara November 21, 2021

Cornelius 

The person i miss the most

I miss cornelius joy

Cornelius by Geyl November 22, 2021

Cornelius 

A boy named Cornelius is usually very weird. They’re kind of weird and talk to way too many girls on Snapchat. So much so that everyone begins to think that they are fruity and homosexual. The easiest way to identify a Cornelius is by the amount of bitches they have, 0.

“Look at that Cornelius over there! Absolutely zero bitches. L

Cornelius by Mombanger69 April 26, 2022

Cornelius 

When someone falls down 25 flights of stairs then gets ran over by a steamroller and shot by Alec Baldwin and then manages to teach you about drugs.

Yooo the do when I look a Cornelius?

Cornelius by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022