The consequence of having your laptop resting on your legs too long.
The heat projecting from his laptop whilst intermitternetting caused the occurrence of corned beef legs which created a heated, burned mark on his thighs.
What your stinky vagina smells like after a long night of drinking where you slept in an alley outside the bar you were drinking at. Fish beer and regret
Got laid in the alley last night by a girl with corned beef taco