Churning 

Shitting you're brains out,not feeling good.Overall,having digestive problems with your body that prevent you from being a normal human.

friend:"hey man wanna go out tonight?"
me: "no dude, I can't. I'm at home churning."

Churning by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Churning 

When a good looking and manipulative girl takes advantage of a male's financial situation by having him pay dinners, Vodka bottles, nightclub entrance fees, and other social activities (including holidays). Churning girls tend to be found in nightclubs and high-society parties.

Jon: I had dinner last night with that girl Sara I met at Pacha on Saturday
Nicolas: Did she offer to pay half of the bill?
Jon: No, I had to pay in full big time and she ordered the most expensive bottle of Champagne on the menu. I totally got churned bro'
Nicolas: Dude, that's mad churning...

Churning by Sohojohn September 24, 2013

Churting

When your intoxicated and back someone into a corner with ramblings. Usually accompanied by hand gestures.

I didn't enjoy the pary because that cat was churting me all night.

Churting by Rubberduck5 October 27, 2009

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

churning the man butter by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

Churning 

The practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, Amer. Legal)

"I was churning on the Smith case, making sure I had enough billable hours."

Churning by Atticus Funk March 2, 2005

Churning the Dooky Butter 

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

Churning the Dooky Butter by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014

churving 

A well developed mouth fart.

<high pitched trumpet sound>
James: Hey Will was that a real fart?

Will: No, that was a well developed mouth fart. I was churving.

James: WTF are you talking about?

churving by grumblingsfromthecheapseats September 3, 2021