charmingly ghetto

Something that blurs the line of ghettoness and creative ingenuity.

Little Johnny lost his bluetooth headset, so he had to strap his phone to his head with a sweatband. It was charmingly ghetto.

charmingly ghetto by KFC Frank April 11, 2008

choarding 

choosing to hoard.

Explicitly refers to extractive systems that exploit marginalized populations. Typically used to criticize colonial and neocolonial exploitation by private enterprises in high income countries. Arises as a result of class and labor alienation. The lack of community results in obsession of amassing as much capital as possible.

person 1: Moderna is choarding the publicly funded mRNA vaccine tech from low-income countries. Only 15% of low-income populations globally are vaccinated.
Person 2: Fucking choarders. They're holding back tech which could save the world from more variants.

Person 1: Did you hear Nestle wants to choard water? Fuck that.
Person 2: Water shouldn't be privatized. What's wrong with these CEOs?

choarding by jiggie_with_it April 30, 2022

chad chadington 

A sort of two-faced guy who can be very polite and hospitable, but at night he turns into a party machine

Last night was crazy, luckily chad chadington let me stay over at his place

chad chadington by 10CTC01 March 15, 2015

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

The event which leads to gaining a Fanny snake.
It is where the snake gains entry into a woman's (in some cases gorrila's) vagina. This is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries.

"Oh dear Mrs.X, it appears that you've got an egg in your uterus. Been doing a bit of Meat-Flaps Snake Charming have you?"

Meat-Flaps Snake Charming by themostnaturalskintags January 9, 2008

prince charming complex

when a woman is always looking for the "one". she will spend her entire life looking for that guy, and never find him. she expects all the goods and will lose out in alot of good relasionships because her expectations are too high. she will test, and tease in order to find

a woman with prince charming complex will meet a man, and date him for awhile, assesing his strengths and weaknesses, teasing him to test his limits, then if he makes one mistake, she will isolate herself from him, and go on, looking for mister right

prince charming complex by linalamour November 25, 2007

Charging Garvey 

1. A bullrush type action where you swing your hands back and forth never above waist level until you gain outragous speeds. Named for its creator Andy Garvey.
2. A pissed off white guy.

1. Oh shit, hes Charging Garveying this way, get out of the way.
2. Damn Charging Garvey thinks hes going to get some.

Charging Garvey by Don Macwhalin August 21, 2006

Captain charming 

The romantic paring of Killian Jones/Captain Hook, and David Nolan/ Prince Charming in the tv show once upon a time.

Yeah I love captain charming, screw Emma! David’s a much better match for hook!

Captain charming by Lol I exist September 5, 2021