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dave chappelle 

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
dave chappelle by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005
funnius maximus
Dave Chapelle is the funniest comedian in the whole world.
Chapelle by Aleks March 1, 2004

dave chappelle 

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious
some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct

Chadpilled 

When someone acts in a way which embraces their Chad-like personality in the context of being red or blue pilled; opposite of Cringepilled
Chad: Just ate a 2-pound steak, feeling pretty chadpilled right now
Kyle: yeah, you are chadpilled
Chadpilled by LargeDavid November 17, 2021

Dave Chappelle 

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.
Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!
Dave Chappelle by DA GUY April 14, 2004